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ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

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DC:
Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:
YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:
We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:
HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:
The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:
DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:
After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:
PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:
We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:
NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:
We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:
NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:
We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:
FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:
Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:
NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:
Wait-
Marvel:
NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:
I didn't-
Marvel:
NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:
TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:
PEACE

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terezipyral:

calistoyew:

donotruninfear:

forever90s:

Grey Delisle.  Occupation: Voice Actress, Singer/Songwriter, Tumblr Queen.   These characters are only a sample of  her talented voice acting career.      

oh my god! my whole childhood, its been her?! 

grey delisle also known as the cartoon redhead

but oh my god i remember dante basco had her do some voice acting for vriska

Oh my god he did, and I found it and it’s fantastic

(Source: jazztea6, via rogueofbooty)

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astatine-spirit:

vinegod:

This is the most beautiful day by Marlon Webb

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selfloathinggay:

imsamsqueen:

deduction-to-seduction:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

mrfrostbite:

jemtheprincessbride:

weary-heartbound:

my-loki-sense-is-tingling:

wandererinterval:

mischievous-little-tricksters:

image

wtf

i….scared for life

oh my god.. what th-

what.

the.

actual.

fuck.

Can we get the SPN fandom on this one?

…I think Lisa needs a medal for protecting that little girl.

image

Good evening, we’re from the FBI. We’d just like to ask you a few routine questions about your husbands disappearance… Is your daughter home?”

Can we just laugh because someone ASKED us to come and take over this post? :D

Little did the reader know that the author’s dad routinely abused her, and kept up an affair with the school teacher.  The school teacher knew of the molestation but didn’t say anything out of her love for the author’s father.  Lisa was protecting this girl, because Lisa was also a victim of sexual abuse from her father as well.”

(Source: 243567890, via megido-pls)

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE:
We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA:
I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY:
You leave me with jumbled words.
RED:
I'm in love with you.
PINK:
I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE:
You're hot.
CHARTREUSE:
I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL:
We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE:
You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE:
I dislike your page.
YELLOW:
PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE:
PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN:
I find you cute.
BLACK:
I would date you.
BROWN:
I dislike you.

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cinnasownmockingjay:

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

is that why spongebob lived in a pineapple? cuz he knew he was safe?

cinnasownmockingjay:

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

is that why spongebob lived in a pineapple? cuz he knew he was safe?

(via zenith-ultima)